Thursday, June 30, 2005

skeptical advertising part 3

"WE'RE OPEN!"
PP: Is there any other way to have business?

"PAY NOTHING 'TIL April 2006"
PP: And watch all those free months be added into one lump sum thereafter.

"You're getting very dizzy. Now call ______ and get a subscription."
PP: Since when do newspapers offer free hypnotizing? This can be a good thing.

"Michelin - BF Goodrich - Uniroyal - Firestone - General
YES! WE DO ALIGNMENTS!"
PP: That would seem to make sense.

"Finally Here! Ghost Taxi"
PP: A boorific of an experience from the backseat.

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