I will add more as I think of them...
Buick
Buy Used, It's a Cash Kill
Camaro
Cams Are Making A Raunchy Odor
Chevy
Company Hires Engineers Very Young
Dodge
Don't Overdo Drive, Gears Exhausted
Ford
Former Owner Recommends Destroying
Failed Object Returned to Dealer
Faithful Owner Returns Dead
GMC
Gauge Malfunction Continues
Jeep
Just Estimate Every Problem
Kia
Kills Individuals Annually
Ranger (Ford)
Rubbish, And Not Good Even Rebuilt
Saturn
Says Anything To Undo Repair Negligence
Others...
Clutch
Car Lucky Until Transmission Couldn't Hold
Mini (Van)
Mom's Industry Need Indefinitely
