"Excuse me. Do you happen to know what time it is?"
Really hot chick: "What are you staring at?!"
Butthead: "Dude, she rocks!"
Beavis: "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!!!" [Add heavy metal head-bobbing]
[inside a convenience store]
Butthead "Do you happen to have, uhhh... any free food?"
clerk: "Get the hell out here, losers!"
Teacher: "The quadrant of ____ is____."
Butthead: "Would someone tell this dude to shut up before I kick his ass in."
Butthead: "Life is really tough, dude. I can't decide if I want to jam to the fridge for fear of missing a really cool tv commercial."
Beavis: "Yeah, man!"